I have a small penis

Yeah. I have a small dick. My cock is not large. I have an underwhelming phallus. I may have heard variations of “It’s so cute,” “huh,” my personal favorite, “are they all this small?” Yeah….that one hurt.
I am slightly sensitive about this. I will note with a trace of irony that it is one of the largest contributing factors to my self esteem issues. Mostly because there is nothing I can do about it. I can work on being less of an asshole, on being nicer, to make more friends. I can read and learn more to feel smarter and more educated. I can work out to get stronger. Eat better, dress nicer, groom more often if I want to look better. The vast majority of my insecurities I can fix.
I don’t. Or well I often don’t, because like most people plagued by those issues I let fear and uncertainty paralyze me on the actions I need to do to fix the the problems that cause the fear and uncertainty. I can make progress though. I’m aware of that and have actually made huge strides in the last decade. I am much happier with myself in every way than I was when I was 20.

Except my dick. Still too small. :/ Nothing to be done. Well…surgery, but that option doesn’t seem worth it. And so my penis remains undersized.

Why am I telling you about my dick? Do I think you care about the physical details of my genitalia? No. I don’t. If I did I would join my brethren in sending images of it to any lady foolish enough to make online contact with me. Or honestly any dude either. It’s the 21st century. Everyone should be looking at pictures of dicks. But only dicks they want to see. Which probably isn’t mine unless you are a member of a very specific and tiny population, people who want to sleep with me. That’s less than 1% of 1% of the population, so doesn’t include most people.

Damn it, got side tracked by dick pics. That happens. Back on track. Why am I ranting about peni, particularly mine and it’s girth and length? Because I want people to stop making fun of little dicks. This is gonna be a semi-impassioned plea to stop the “less of a man, because he has a small dick” jokes. I’ll get into why I think it’s a good idea for society to do that in a second. But first I wanted to make it clear, that yes, I am doing this partially because I’m a little bitch who has momentary ow feels everytime I hear or read one of those comments. I’m, being up front. This is partially selfish. I think that the stereotype of the joke is harmful as well and will explain my reason, but figured I should start both with my own investment. And also add that personal human touch. I got multiple things going on. Got layers here. Complex like Shrek. Onionstyle.

Dumb Joke, On we go. So I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but gender relations are a hot topic right now. Whether people pushing a Feminist agenda or talking about how Men have been left behind, conversations the intersection of the sexes is on most people’s lips and walls. One particular aspect is the idea of Toxic Masculinity. Which is a cool idea and an even cooler name. Not an effective name, in that it will never engender actual self-reflection or genuine debate with the people it’s aimed at, but cool in that it paints a vivid picture and conjure strong emotions. The concept though, while often painted to broad, is a decent one. That men are shamed for certain behaviors and characteristics to an extent to cause them to act in unhealthy ways. Prime example that both Feminists and Mennists agree on, that men are taught by society not to show feelings other than anger and happiness, and this often leaves them without good processing skills.

Another thing that Femminiest and Mennists agree on? That it’s funny to shit on guys with small dicks. Dude bro’s who shout feminazi and complain about the plight of male suicide(a real thing that doesn’t get enough attention) will shit on “Allies” or other “Cucks” as being small dicked losers. Sensitive caring liberals who identify as feminist and talk about body positivity will call out aggressiveness as trying to make up for having a small dick. Both agreeing that this is something to be shamed about, something that should be hidden, and needs to compensated

for. In my life the term compensating is most often used when talking about dick size.

It’s weird because back in the day, Big dick loser was the thing. The greeks would talk about the dumb fools, who were slaves to the sexual desires of their giant willies. Having a small penis was associated with culture and intelligence. Today a massive cock is associated with being virile and strong. I can see a possible explanation for the change. In Greek times, it was a luxury to be educated, but if you wanted to succeed you had to be strong. If you wanted your family to live on you had to be virile. Even the teachers were soldiers. Socrates was supposedly a hero in the peloponnesian war. Everyone had to be an athlete then. The weak just died. Now though? Now it gets you props in high school, but unless you are 1 in a million or so, it does nothing for you after that. In general the measure of your success(after how rich your parents were) is how smart you are. How educated you got. Which means it’s a luxury now to be an athlete. Your virility isn’t a necessity and therefore as a luxury good, worth more.

That just goes to show there is no inherent value in large dicks. Which I know personally. I have had few lovers who were completely unsatisfied. I’ve had lovers who I was basically as large as they would want, because they themselves were small. I’ve made women come with fingers which are far smaller than my “manhood.” I know the g spot is only a few inches in. I know clitoral stimulation is the primary means of orgasm. I know that the size of my penis has basically no other utility. I know it should be ”fine,” “big enough” “perfect fit for me.” And yet I still feel shame. Because society as a whole tells me I’m less of man. I mean…My “manhood” is literally lesser :/

We say that we want people to feel comfortable in their skins. We say we want men to stop being hyper aggressive and manly. We say we want to stop putting undue pressure on men. We say we want men to stop putting sexual pressure on women.

We shame men for a thing they literally can’t change. We tell men they are less manly, incentivizing them to act in those ways to make up for it. We put pressure on men on a thing that doesn’t really have a benefit. We shame men about it, shaming there sexual prowess, incentivizing them to be more sexually agressive to make up for it.

Body positivity for the most part is about things we can change. We tell people to be comfortable being large, which depending on their how large and their life choices could both be changeable and unhealthy. We yell at fools for shaming skinny women, when sometimes they got there through very very unhealthy eating habits. We tell men not to be hyper masculine, than shit on them for not being “man enough.”

Here’s the thing. I’m no SJW demanding everyone be PC. If you crack a small dick joke and it’s funny. I’ll laugh. I’ll laugh if you target directly at me and it’s funny. The truth to a joke is often what makes if sting but also what makes it so damn hilarious. I’m not saying don’t make small dick jokes. I make plenty of off color shitty jokes. Mean and funny is still funny.

I just want y’all to consider it a bit more and maybe don’t drop it as a first reaction to everything you see. Because Mean and Funny is still mean too. And honestly, alot of the times, you only got the first half. So. If you make the joke. Please make it a good one.